Weekend Headliners
Nouns Bowl 2025 (4/26 – 4/27)
Region: Ohio
Stream: NounsEsports
Featuring: Zain, Cody Schwab, Jmook, Mang0, moky, Aklo, Joshman, Plup, Krudo, Nicki, Axe, Junebug, Soonsay, Magi, MOF, Zuppy, Panda, Sirmeris, BING, SluG, Drephen, Faust, Dawson, TheRealThing, max, Kalvar, Maher, Balloon Day, JoJo, Lowercase hero, OG Kid, Holiday, Jude, Beezy, HPR, Boyd, mgmg, i4, M1sf1re, Mono, Grab2Win, Panos, Just, Ble$$é, Artan, Stockholm Syndrome, erik…, Mooshies, Ampp, ayeGiohh, DarkGenex, SwebBy, bambz, Fecfec, fknsilver, YungWaff, voorhese, Jada, MOOSE, Enderdxg, Ferrety, Quist, Slypig, SuperGinger, Vish, SmallHandsBrian, pace, Professor Peen, Jink, Jisp, Ghast, Mr.Rit, Maeve, spencie, Thrive, JHTL, LXIX, zboo13, Kandayo, Bill Bone, poopyjoe, BY15, 22K, tomdollars, Sarlo, Deep Fox, Charlie Wu, Legion, Rowbie, Avie, Skel, Jeandolla, WeissClimbers, ShotoNC, Ferriswheel, Jank, iphone, ChoiceCuts, surf’s up. hail satan., Funmachine, Weo Weo Jax, Melyia, SRM13, nitus, stu, KrillKilla, POZ, Bard, cz, Flow, Schmeez, pickles, 1der, TD Bolt, kneemaster12, Jonny “Gumball” Gamble, & more!
Valhalla V (4/25 – 4/27)
Region: Denmark
Stream: PhoenixSmash
Featuring: Trif, ckyulmiqnudaetr, Solobattle, Frenzy, Pricent, Jamie, astar, Rikzz, $TYN, Sharp, irfan, Pi, Jadde, Pipsqueak, Isdsar, Steff$, skullbro, LunarySSF2, noon, Nuckels, Moe, Raptori, Jim Morrison, IuDKing, Xin, RestlessWhale, Blaze, ILikeTurtles, Noxxa, Question, NekoKaze, King, saftblandarN, Nobody, Tellmis, jhabs, flippy_o, Squeachu, Yogurt, Gr4pe, Maunorr, smushmarth, Meady, Acke, Kallkorv, BigM, David, Saile, Rich, Little Bear, maxono, FM, yung Ullrich, Verdant, JohsyJam, Leander, Jacob <3, koppen1, TheLabMaster, Nisse, phL, Okameed, Shinzou, kiw1, Ba$$, MrBoboGet, stelzig, Errkan, lasse, Sprak, Zapp, Ryzon, Godkatta, Baron Brody, Ludderix, Chansey, Poppmaister6000, Julia, KasparV, ECS, Marles Barkley, Eckie, bears, diamonds, Lux, Viktor Alsos, Veldor, THE FUCKER, Danubi, Captain Blowjob, Sazen, Hixon, Toa, ChreeT, MM720, Flippy, alF, Deku_Don, Midgeet, nago, vlerk, DJ PJ757, +HOPE+, & more!
Fri. (4/25)
- The Pre-Game (Ohio)
- Featuring: Beezy, Boyd, i4, M1sf1re, Grab2Win, Ble$$é, Fecfec, pace, Ghast, Mr.Rit, Maeve, spencie, ShotoNC, SRM13, KrillKilla, POZ, Flow, Schmeez, & more competing at an event that does not count for SSBMRank!
- Stream: NounsEsports
- Rowan SSBM Spring 2025 #12: The Finale (New Jersey)
- Featuring: Dawson, Kevbot, Gclem, Miffee, gdawg, BubbleFuel, mossy mat, BMOHC, Blank, Dirtball, & more!
- Stream: slte_nj
Sat. (4/26)
- Defend the District X (District of Columbia)
- Featuring: Khryke, Kevin Maples, fitzy, eve, Melen, BS, Nurok, kdog, Pulch, Guru, Bruh116 (aka Dr. Umarth (aka Pierre Pressure (aka Da Gobbler (aka COOK CRACKULA (aka GoddickTheShafted (aka A Dogged Fellow (aka Dick Swangerson (aka tinyurl.com/nbsdh (aka FOUL TARNISHED (aka Big YokaiNels Naturals (aka Spunk Hazard (aka God’sFavoriteCrackAddict (aka Boo! (aka MomWouldBeSad (aka The Fuckler (aka Repeated OSHA Violator (aka TazioFan69 (aka YokaiNels)))))))))))))))))), Seke, SparkinMed, Anchor, Hua, Kush Messiah, Jorge, Moburu, Mo $, Muteki, Alia, John Llawless, Hoss (in crews), PurpleDolphin, Takeshi, Bilit, S-R, Dhoho, MonkaMike, Louise, SickGirlRawri, Symphony, B9, Jkiller, spud, pissgirl, Bard, st. nicholas (in crews), & more!
- Stream: KMLTournamentsKMLTournaments and DC_Melee
- SoCal Melee Arcadian 2025 (SoCal)
- Featuring: s-f, Hulka, Epic Murloc, oppenjaime, Iggy, SubTails, y-hat, Breakfast, Jago, Swiz, wingstop21, Tonkatsu, sumi, yingling, Foo, Bung, deez, Liang, LuckyLadder569, jams, MichaelTheFresh, ELITE, in10city, SaltInYourEye, The Charles Guy, GOATcheese, Denzill, Kevon, Friend, Blimmy Never Broke Again (Oats), Babaganoush, Cum Fox, SK, Wero17, CEG, homedawg, niimo, Good1ife, Rami, bagel, jaymoo, Anto, Rat, Shadowwiz, Janks, Jus, TrueDong, Videowaffles, Triplet, Goose, Calpolkid, Jeeemt, Smashingumball, Kano, Nardis, LoyaL, slamlikely, Fire, Jaden, tayborn, Emily Rosewood, Life, Openzmindz, Ashkon, Azmalx, Griff, liang fanboy, xad, Chockrit, & more of SoCal’s finest unranked trash!
- Stream: verylocalmelee
- Batteries Not Included 2 (Colorado)
- Featuring: Ultra, Cheunk, Sayren, Loam, James Jr, Rrob, Omegam, Third Strongest, GetCrabby, zapwad, DSJ, WizP, lilfroozy, DayNeptune930, Silkylaroux, & more!
- Stream: TBD
- We Tech Those 24 (Georgia)
- Featuring: Eclipse, Austintacious, cardd, Chris Danger, Karan, & more!
- Stream: TBD
Sun. (4/27)
- Floating Point 2025 (New South Wales)
- Featuring: Goodie, SA Nick, RNGReallyNotGood, clementine, Chibe, Microsoft J, Emps, Michael, Ryzuul, YETA, Luma, Rollic, Tid, MURMUR, Magicalthing, & more!
- Stream: TBD
- Deyve’s Smash Bash #11 (SoCal)
- Featuring: Vegas Matt, s-f, SaltInYourEye, Kevon, CEG, void star, Emily Rosewood, schmoop (in doubles), & more!
- Stream: verylocalmelee
- It’s Not You, It’s Melee #25 (North Carolina)
- Featuring: Alia, MonkaMike, Ctec, SickGirlRawri, egodilate, & more!
- Stream: TBD
- Bristol’s Basement and the Giant Egg (United Kingdom)
- Featuring: CptNebula, EuO, Lima Bean, joessbm, Matt Masterman, DevilishJho, xychojack, & more!
- Stream: PhoenixSmash
If you know of any streamed events not on here, contact me with the relevant info on Discord and I’ll do my best to talk about and include it in the future!
This is Self “gone to camp” Flagellate, and I can be reached on Twitter at @selfflagellate, Discord at self_flagellate, or in the Melee Stats Podcast Discord.